1. You can't eat a whole apple without spitting some of it out at someone.
2. You ask someone to knock out your front tooth so you can lo like Chris
Benoit.
3. When something happens that didn't involve you - you say 'It wasn't my
fault!'
4. You sing your own entrance theme every time you walk through your front
door.
5. You start saying things like - 'Tru dat' and 'get yo' step in' to people even though you don't really
know what it means.
6. You put horns on your
car. It aint a limo or nothing but hey...
7. You drink two cans of
beer at the same time remembering to bash them together before you drink.
8. You're talking to your buddy and you keep calling them 'esse vato
loco' and beating your chest every 2 minutes.
9. You walk down the street Ric Flair style, shouting 'Whoo' at everyone you pass.
10. You yell "I am that damn good!" at your teacher
when you answer a question correct.
